Greg Randolph


Greg “Chopper” Randolph is an asthmatic, near-sighted, flat-footed hypochondriac, with narcoleptic tendencies, two left feet, mid-grade hand-eye coordination, a head full of bad memories and the amnesia to prove it. He is currently thinking about developing Sasquapp, an app which gives up-to-the-minute details of Sasquatch’s movements. When he is not writing prose for BigLife Magazine (or for that other rag, maybe you’ve heard of it, Bike Magazine), Chopper enjoys updating his profile picture on Facebook.